Monday, December 14, 2015

Monday, November 23, 2015

Hannah and Sarah are always fighting because they want me to have only one girlfriend. But I want to have three girlfriends. 

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Mama, I will stay with you forever, but can I still love womens?

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Do you know what you should absolutely never ever do? Stop a cow while she is running. 
Mama, do you have a baby in your belly? Is it going to hatch soon?

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Hey, you know who's definitely bigger than a fox? Elephants. You knew that. 

Saturday, October 24, 2015

I was just looking for my sweet little hat. And then you found it! Are you really true?

Monday, October 19, 2015

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Mama, you are so old. It makes me very sad because I don't want you to be old. But you are. 

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

I learned to do a flip in gymnastics and the teacher was gleaming, and mama saw me do a flip once, and her eyes were gleaming, and then I did a flip again, and the whole world was gleaming!

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Thursday, August 27, 2015

You be the nice wolf and I am the leopard. "Can we play this game?" said the leopard. 

Monday, August 10, 2015

Mama, I can't wait to hug you and hug you. You smell so good. Like warm chocolate milk in a sippy cup. 

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Stand here, let me see how tall you are. Oh, ok, you're sixty-nine million years ago. 
Is God real? What's his last name?

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Sunday, June 21, 2015

Sunday, May 3, 2015

I want to listen to hip-pop. It starts like hippo, and it ends like a popsicle.

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Saturday, February 28, 2015

When I get big, can I do things with you? Like drink beer and drive?

Thursday, February 12, 2015

I'm going to call Nadia's friend, Juliana, because I want her and she took off her shirt. I called her. She said yes. 

Thursday, January 29, 2015

I hit Ilusha with my sword, but he is laughing. I need to hit him harder.  

Monday, January 19, 2015

Sunday, January 11, 2015