Monday, December 14, 2015

Monday, November 23, 2015

Hannah and Sarah are always fighting because they want me to have only one girlfriend. But I want to have three girlfriends. 

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Mama, I will stay with you forever, but can I still love womens?

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Do you know what you should absolutely never ever do? Stop a cow while she is running. 
Mama, do you have a baby in your belly? Is it going to hatch soon?

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Hey, you know who's definitely bigger than a fox? Elephants. You knew that. 

Saturday, October 24, 2015

I was just looking for my sweet little hat. And then you found it! Are you really true?

Monday, October 19, 2015

Aaaghh! I command you to get out of here!!! You bum. 

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Mama, you are so old. It makes me very sad because I don't want you to be old. But you are. 

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

I learned to do a flip in gymnastics and the teacher was gleaming, and mama saw me do a flip once, and her eyes were gleaming, and then I did a flip again, and the whole world was gleaming!

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Thursday, August 27, 2015

You be the nice wolf and I am the leopard. "Can we play this game?" said the leopard. 

Monday, August 10, 2015

Mama, I can't wait to hug you and hug you. You smell so good. Like warm chocolate milk in a sippy cup. 

Friday, July 31, 2015

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Stand here, let me see how tall you are. Oh, ok, you're sixty-nine million years ago. 
Is God real? What's his last name?

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Sunday, June 21, 2015

I was brave, and I didn't cry. I just screamed quietly.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

I want to listen to hip-pop. It starts like hippo, and it ends like a popsicle.

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Come here. I'm gonna do light pounding on your face. 

Saturday, March 14, 2015

I am looking at the trees. They are beautiful and big. 

Saturday, February 28, 2015

When I get big, can I do things with you? Like drink beer and drive?

Thursday, February 12, 2015

I'm going to call Nadia's friend, Juliana, because I want her and she took off her shirt. I called her. She said yes. 

Thursday, January 29, 2015

I hit Ilusha with my sword, but he is laughing. I need to hit him harder.  

Monday, January 19, 2015

Sunday, January 11, 2015

Saturday, January 10, 2015